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The Dive Bar Bathroom

I have been sick all week so forgive me if this post is hazy and devoid of humor.

When I work on projects, I start 3 more before I finish one so I wondered if this would ever be completed. I still want to add some things. A hand dryer, a garbage can, more garbage on the floor and some scenic water in the beautiful toilet.

This project was a lot of fun. I may try to do more gross things in the future. It takes less precision and yields better results than the "pretty" things I attempt.

May I present to you: The Dive Bar Bathroom:



Raven looks up at Sooki, "Man I'm gonna get gonorrhea from this nasty toilet."
Sooki replies, "Well, that's the only way you'll get it, virgin."
"Better than being a slut like you!" Raven retorts.
Sookie giggles, "If you say so!"

Penny writes anti-Hanna graffiti on the wall:




Hmm, my urinal is too clean...

Sooki dictates a supplement to the graffiti. 


Here's a view of the light fixture.

Here's how I lit the bathroom. (I will add more lights for future scenes)

"God, I can't believed I touched that toilet, but I'm too drunk to hover!"


Here are some shots sans dolls. See? Needs more trash.






Really it's a lot more sanitary than some bar bathrooms I've been in!  It's not perfect but I'm really proud of this work.

smooches,
dani

Comments

  1. You MUST be proud of your work! It's a great piece of art, wonderful!! I love it!!

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  2. You need either a tampon or condom machine on the wall! Haha I love it! Awesome!!

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    1. That's so funny you said that Jo! I have a condom dispenser in the works!

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  3. Disgustingly awesome! Makes me want so grab my disinfectant. :D

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  4. It looks great! That's the kind of bathroom that my dolls would avoid going to, so I guess you achevived your goal!

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    1. Thanks Verona. Seeing my sister's face when she saw my toilet in the works was priceless. And her comment, "But um, why?" let me know I was onto something!

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  5. You have completely captured what you set out to! This is so awesome! I laughed extra hard over the "gonorrhea" comment. lol (^_^)

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  6. It's fabulous! I was thinking it needs a condom machine, too. When I saw the first picture, I immediately thought, "is she sitting on the toilet? Oh No!". Lordy, lordy. She could have at least put toilet paper down. I love it!

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    1. haha! I will definitely add a condom machine, a hand dryer and more trash!

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  7. Sorry, I'd have to squat over that toilet. Heck, even the walls have stains ... eeeewwww! Now some of the grottier public restrooms that I have seen have had balled up toilet paper on the ground, candy wrappers (mind and soul shudder at the juxtaposition), and - no lie - poop scooped on tile. No lie. But yours doesn't have to descend that far ;-D

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    1. I feel you! I went to the bathroom in a pizza joint in NY and I guess it was the employee bathroom? I swear to your, there was poop smeared all over the toilet! It was crazy! It was like too much to have come out of one human! I ran outta there (without eating of course!)

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  8. Oh and your pride is justified. Two thumbs up for realism and repulsiveness ;-D

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  10. Whoa, I remember a bathroom like that from my clubing days! Great drink and great food... but the bathroom! Please don't wear white palazzo pant in there!

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    1. hahah. In doing my internet research I saw A LOT of gross bathrooms! There's a blog dedicated to it!

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  11. Omg, I can almost smell the urine and dried vomit through my pc. This is awesomely gross. My hats off to you!

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  12. Mission accomplished! I would have turned right around as soon as I stepped inside. Lol! You did an awesome job on it Dani! Looking forward to seeing more.

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  13. Thanks Georgia Girl! I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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