You know, I should never wait more than a day to post pictures I've taken. As I'm shooting, the dialogue is in my head but a few days (weeks?) later, it's all but forgotten. So I'm forced to rewrite what I am sure was comedy gold.
Anyway, let's give this a shot.
Last we saw Nikki and Judah, they were off to greet the Figueroas, Pia and Dani.
"You guys, this is Judah..."
"Are you seriously going to call Raven and tell her that her dad is boning Nikki?"
"Of course, I'm her best friend."
"But we promised!" Penny squeals.
"Those clothes are clearly poisoning your mind."
"Lavita Terrell for Channel One news back in Grandville park with Mayor Josephine Boulanger. Mayor Boulanger, what is your favorite part of the Summer Festival?"
"Well there is a lot to appreciate here in Grandville. From our mountains to the shore. And we are a truly diverse community. So for me, it's seeing all our interesting people out here, having a good time with friends and family."
"Are you ready, my love?"
"I'm not sure if I can do this Rai."
"You must my darling. I'm right here with you."
Dani gasps, "Is that--?"
"Yup," Pia replies.
"Dani," Hanna greets. "I thought I might see you here."
"I did a horrible thing to you...and Felix. I know it means nothing but I am so sorry. I know you can never forgive me but know that I ache with remorse every day of my life. I don't blame you for burning down my studio."
"What? I didn't burn down your studio. I'm not the sort of person who would that to someone. Anyone. Not even an enemy, let alone a friend. But we were never friends, were we Hanna?"
"Of course we were, since boarding school. I guess I was always jealous...and sickened by your goodness. I wanted to crush you."
"Do you think we could ever try again?"
"You bitch, I will kill you!"
"Rai, calm down. I deserved that."
Lots of cursing in Portuguese.
Hmm, this Dani has more balls than I thought, thinks Pia.
It. Ain't. Ovah.
smooches
Anyway, let's give this a shot.
Last we saw Nikki and Judah, they were off to greet the Figueroas, Pia and Dani.
"You guys, this is Judah..."
"Are you seriously going to call Raven and tell her that her dad is boning Nikki?"
"Of course, I'm her best friend."
"But we promised!" Penny squeals.
"Those clothes are clearly poisoning your mind."
"Lavita Terrell for Channel One news back in Grandville park with Mayor Josephine Boulanger. Mayor Boulanger, what is your favorite part of the Summer Festival?"
"Well there is a lot to appreciate here in Grandville. From our mountains to the shore. And we are a truly diverse community. So for me, it's seeing all our interesting people out here, having a good time with friends and family."
"Are you ready, my love?"
"I'm not sure if I can do this Rai."
Dani gasps, "Is that--?"
"Yup," Pia replies.
"I did a horrible thing to you...and Felix. I know it means nothing but I am so sorry. I know you can never forgive me but know that I ache with remorse every day of my life. I don't blame you for burning down my studio."
"What? I didn't burn down your studio. I'm not the sort of person who would that to someone. Anyone. Not even an enemy, let alone a friend. But we were never friends, were we Hanna?"
"Of course we were, since boarding school. I guess I was always jealous...and sickened by your goodness. I wanted to crush you."
WAP!
"You bitch, I will kill you!"
"Rai, calm down. I deserved that."
Lots of cursing in Portuguese.
Hmm, this Dani has more balls than I thought, thinks Pia.
It. Ain't. Ovah.
smooches
awww shucks! That woman has real moxie!
ReplyDeleteIt's about time! Hanna has stolen all Dani's boyfriends since high school! Glad she's standing up for herself.
DeleteOh, Shizz! I thought it was about to be a whut? - a girl fight (now that song is in my head)
ReplyDeleteI love how Hanna is all supplicant but basically accuses Dani of arson and says her goodness was sickening. I'm surprised she's not smacked more often, lol.
hahaha. I couldn't let Hanna be totally innocent!
DeleteHectic post. I love it.
ReplyDeleteThanks Daniel!
DeleteSorry you forgot your ‘comedy gold dialogue’ (I know the feeling, ha-ha!), but this was pretty good (Portuguese swearing – ha-haaaa!). Glad you added ‘this is not over’. I need to see how things pan out.
ReplyDeletehahah. Oh will it ever pan out? This story's been going on for years now. But I'm hoping that I'm getting closer...
DeleteWoah! I'm surprised Rai didn't pounce on her. I love the scene with the Mayor and the reporter.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I miss Josephine! She needs to be involved more...
DeleteOh my God!!
ReplyDeleteHannah "I'm so regret" look is AWESOME!!!
Thanks Sergio! I did this for you! No petty revenge here. Just slow seething growing hatred....
DeleteWhoa!
ReplyDeleteOur own sweet Dani. I didn't think she had it in her.
DeleteI actually laughed out loud at the slap. I imagined her falling to her knee. Lol. Pia's expession did it for me. Great episode.
ReplyDeletehahah! Thanks!
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